bagmilk:

mom: why are you always asking for money?

me:

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

adathranduil:

itisnotofimport:

i like how in pacific rim during the first tests for the jaegers they were like oh shit the pilots are bleeding from their faces . . but what if two pilots?

 #shut up and bring me more pilots

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beahbeah:

foxtrotsky:

What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.

   

piplump:

*tips fedora whilst earning more money than his female work associate*

M’sogyny

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batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

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queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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unfollower:

college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well

a-wild-eviee-appears:

trying to go on tumblr at school.