partyformoriarty:

sasstiel-sassbutt:

#accurate

#the musical is actually more accurate than the actual films

under20style:

pink sprinkles hair bow - $3.00

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

slytherinvevo:

Rose wasn’t expecting him to get the reference. And yet he did. “I didn’t know Shakespeare was on the curriculum for Muggle Studies.”

"It’s not," Scorpius admits. Rose smiles.

"Romeo and Juliet is a classic tragedy," she points out.

"Yeah… But we’re not, y’know?" He fits his hand in hers.

"A classic comedy, maybe," Rose laughs.

"Definitely. Especially with your family around."

In which Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy admit to not entirely disliking each other, despite what their surnames might entail. They’re maybe kind of totally the star-crossed lovers of their generation.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

netherlandsvevo:

aph-feliciano-vargas:

aph-feliciano-vargas:

netherlandsvevo:

what is remotely funny about skeletons

The humor comes from
inside us all
Or maybe it’s just an
inside joke

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sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking